Let me tell you of a curious thing,
It is something that blocks out the echo when you sing.
It looks pretty cool, making bare walls bright,
Would your friends be jealous? Well yes, they just might.
In fact noise pollution is a common office issue,
Expect tears of relief, please go grab a tissue.
Because here at The Collective, we have a solution,
We can stop that problem, it’s called acoustic dilution.
It goes by the name EchoPanel, or EP for short,
It comes all the way from Australia, that’s why we import.
So don’t let noisy colleagues distract you from work,
We’ll help block out that loud officer clerk.
It’s time to get creative and plan the design yourself,
Because we care greatly for your ear canal health.
So the next stops your office, and it’s about time you made way,
For some wonderful EchoPanel… What do you say?